You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...