One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
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Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Outrageous lying
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Memory Pills
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Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
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It gets lonely in the desert
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