yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...