Get away with murder
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Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...