What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...