Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...