A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...