Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...