If men had a vagina.
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A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...