Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...