Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...