Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....