Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...