BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...