AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...