A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
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Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...