Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...