A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...