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So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
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Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
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…And I will do anything for love.
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Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...