How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...