Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...