Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...