Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...