The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.