El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...