A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...