Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...