More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...