A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!