Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Always on Duty
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Crazy people talk
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19 putdowns and rejections!
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Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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The Y2K Blonde!
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Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...