Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
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Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
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May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
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The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Dumb intercourse
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How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...