What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...