Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...