How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...