How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...