Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...