TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...