Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...