Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...