Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!