A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...