Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.