Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...