I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...