Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...