CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...