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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
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Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
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Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...