Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...