Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.