Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...