Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...