WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.